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Speed Dating Update [Jul. 4th, 2008|11:34 pm]
[Current Mood |sleepysleepy]

So, I guess speed dating isn't all that worthless. One of the guys that I left a wink for just e-mailed me to hang out and grab coffee. :)
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Speed Dating Sucks! [Jul. 2nd, 2008|10:53 pm]
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[Current Mood |bitchybitchy]
[Current Music |Family Guy]

See title.
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Wii Fit! [Jul. 1st, 2008|10:16 pm]
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[Current Mood |tiredtired]
[Current Music |Family Guy]

I was jogging using my Wii Fit this evening and one of the messages that came on repeatedly was that I am jogging too fast and that I should jog at 60% efficiency (or something to that effect). Sixty percent of what exactly? Not very helpful.

Also, last night, the game decided that my male trainer needed the day off and the female trainer would help me with my workout. She was saying the exact same things as the male instructor, but I found her voice to be annoying. I wasn't impressed by her firm breasts. I much preferred my male trainer with his nice package. I changed him back after the exercise was done. Thank you very much!

Later, I went to Whole Foods, and I noticed that the taxi in front of me was a Ford and was labeled that it was clean and ran on natural gas. When did Ford start making cars that ran on natural gas?

Articles of the day:

Come on and get happy (unless you're a baby boomer)!

How much does it cost to survive in the UK?

Too much spam!

Just way too much spam!
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Call me... [Jun. 30th, 2008|01:45 pm]
[Current Location |Work]
[Current Mood |boredennui]

So, I just finished watching this series called Secret Diary of a Call Girl. It stars Billie Piper of Doctor Who fame. It was very entertaining and I would highly recommend it if you like watching people who are sluttier than you are. There's some S&M, three ways, girl-on-girl action, and just plain smuttiness. It's not all about sex. They throw in some stuff with a male hottie best friend, family, and interaction with her agent (female pimp). Is there a word for a female pimp? Madame? Matron?

It is based on the novel, which are based on this blog, Belle du Jour: Diary of a London Call Girl, based on the real life of a London call girl.

I started reading the blog and it's really funny. "He stopped me mid-gallop last night, held my hands tightly, and apologised for fucking a girl in Birmingham over the weekend with whom the condom broke. At which point I reached back, checked we were still intact, and rode on."

Check it out!
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LMAO! [Jun. 28th, 2008|09:21 pm]
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[Current Mood |refreshedrefreshed]

Read this!
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What the fuck is wrong with the world? [Jun. 27th, 2008|11:24 am]
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[Current Mood |tiredBlah!]
[Current Music |The Beatles]

An 11-year-old Romanian girl who is 21 weeks pregnant after being raped by an uncle will be able to have an abortion, even though it is forbidden by law.

A wealthy New York woman has been sentenced to 11 years in jail for keeping two Indonesian women as slaves.

On the plus side, martian soil appears to contain sufficient nutrients to support life - or, at least, asparagus - Nasa scientists believe.
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H0LY F*CK!N SH!T! [Nov. 21st, 2006|12:13 am]
Student shot with Taser by UCPD officers

Cop uses stun gun on student who won't show ID

The video if it is not taken off YouTube - Watch at your discretion. You do not really see anything, but you hear the guy screaming and cursing (appropriately) at the security guys.

Can we say "excessive force"?

More stuff:

Taser-happy Cop's History Was One Reason For Tasers at UCLA
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ROTFL [Nov. 15th, 2006|11:01 pm]
Read this or this.

Then, watch this.
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People suck...they really do...or I don't play well with others [Nov. 15th, 2006|12:56 am]
So, for the first time, I decided to join a multiplayer game of Civilization 4 with a bunch of random people. People are retarded. One of the guys kept on saying something to the effect of "x is a newbie. x is slow. x is dumb. i am going to leave the game because x is slowing us down. everyone will leave the game because x is a newbie." Except, this guy was using bad grammar and spelling to convey his thoughts. Actually, everyone who was chatting during the game could not spell. To top things off, you have to wait 30 seconds between turns before doing anything. Anyways, I got my ass handed to me because this was the first time I was playing against humans and I chose to experiment with my tactics a little. I failed miserably.

Speaking of grammar and rules, I hate it when people do something wrong repeatedly that it is accepted as the new rule.

Okay, I am done ranting at least for a bit.
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I'm so perceptive... [Oct. 14th, 2006|01:49 am]
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[Current Music |Avatar: The Last Air Bender]

I just turned over my freebie coaster that I got for buying stuff from homestarrunner.com. I had it on the strong bad side...i just flipped it over to discover homestar was on the other side....yea.

Anyhoot, Amy's birthday was today (Saturday) and we had dinner at Red Robin yesterday (Friday). She wanted to use her free burger on her birthday coupon. Went to Binh and Amy's new place...they actually have a dining room table now but the house is still cluttered with stuff (crap). We played Life the Simpsons version and Scrabble. Laura (Montana) will be happy/disappointed that I did not have any children this time to give away, and Laura (San Francisco) will be appalled at some of the words that I got away with using--lo, quack, jay, and boob.
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